I’ve decided I want to start posting more selfies
a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
British composer Benjamin Britten was born 100 years ago this Friday, Nov. 22. Before you ask “Benja-who?” consider this: Did you see Wes Anderson’s film Moonrise Kingdom last summer? Then you already know some of Benjamin Britten’s music. Maybe it’s time to act like you know more.
The more you know…about Benjamin Britten
A. What are your favourite smells? ahmad earl grey tea with bergamot, fresh laundry, the smell of everything after a summer rain, my cat’s fur, my mother’s perfume, old spice, woodsmoke, pine, blini in the morning, oil paint
B. Can you go a whole day without caffeine?
Anonymous asked: Yo I just read an article that said eating nuts can help extend your lifespan, but they didn't specify which nuts, you got any ideas?
I just heard this shit on NPR and I was like, “I would pledge 1.8 million dollars if they said ‘DEEZ NUTZ’ right now.”
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